LITTLE JOHNNY AND PROPER GRAMMAR
One day, during a lesson
on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of
hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same
First, she called on Little Lisa, who responded with, "My father
bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Lisa," replied the teacher. She then called on Little
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully,"
Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny...
Last night, during supper, my sister told my father that she was
pregnant, and he said, Beautiful, just f*%@# beautiful!"
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June 13, 2003
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