LITTLE JOHNNY HAS TO GO!
Little Johnny was
sitting in class one day and he really needed to go to the bathroom.
He yelled, "Teacher, Teacher, I have to go pee pee!"
The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, you should be old enough to know
that this is not the proper word to use?"
"The correct word would be urinate."
"Now Johnny, would you please use the word urinate
in a sentence?"
Little Johnny thought for a moment then said:, "You're an eight, but
if you had bigger boobs you'd be a ten!"
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June 13, 2003
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