LITTLE JOHNNY UNDER THE BED

Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only to catch him  sitting on the side of his bed putting a condom onto his penis in  preparation of sex with his wife.

Johnny's father in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on  it, bent over as if to look under the bed.

Little Johnny asked curiously "Whatcha doin daddy?"

His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the  bed,  to which Little Johnny replied

"Whatcha gonna do, f*@#% him?"

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