Little Johnny's mother
decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all
of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, saying, "Johnny, this
is where you came from."
Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting that all his
friends now refer to him as "Lucky Johnny."
"Why?" one asked.
Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this
close to being a turd".
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June 13, 2003
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